Beckham: Body of a Greek god

David Beckham wants everyone to know that nothing comes between him and his designer underpants. The squeaky voiced, Greek-god-bodied soccer star is taking issue with whispers that his package benefited from some, oh, let's say extra bubble wrap in new ads featuring him flexing his muscles in bulging Emporio Armani briefs. "There wasn't any enhancement to that said region," his rep delicately pooh-poohs to the London Daily Mail. On Thursday, a massive billboard of Beckham and "said region" was unveiled to screams (no, really) at a Macy's in downtown San Francisco, and Beckham says the eye-popping ad campaign has been given the thumbs-up by his twiggier half. "Victoria loves it," he tells People magazine. And what does Beckham love about his Armani underwear? " ... It is comfortable," he plugs. "It's masculine, but it has that feminine side."

Source: MSN Entertainment - Hot Gossip

Speaking about having a body of a Greek god, one would assume that his partner would have the body of a Greek goddess such as Aphrodite, greek goddess of love and beauty.


Or Artemis, Greek goddess of hunting, wilderness and wild animals.


Or Hera, Greek goddess of love and marriage.

Or even Athena, Greek goddess of wisdom, crafts, war & heroism.


Unfortunately, Victoria looks like she has the body of an anorexic.
Need I say more?